There’s no such thing as:
- Using too much conditioner
- putting on too much eyeliner
- wearing too much black
- being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
- liking a band “too much”
- falling for someone too fast/too hard.
just remember that ok
is 25 litres of eyeliner too much
friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres
"Be yourself" they said. You’ll get laid they said.
ok but that takes dedication
I can’t even imagine what I would do.
An AU where for your entire life you’ve only seen black and white, until you receive the first touch from your soulmate and color blooms before your very eyes. The colors don’t stay when you’re alone, but when they’re there by your side and you’re touching? Everything is beautiful.
But what if you touch them and you look around and see all the colors, and beauty.You get caught in the moment and ask ”Do you see it too?” And they reply “What are you talking about?”
That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.
how do i say this without sounding desperate? (via dahlia—noir)
is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure
It doesn’t cost a damn thing.
Sprinkle that shit everywhere.
DO U EVER WANT A SPECIFIC PERSON TO JUST WAKE UP NAKED IN BED WITH U OUT OF NOWHERE
Shall I continue????
no bc i dont know any of those ppl
Any hockey player can wake up bake with me.
Oh good thanks body we already bleed out of our vaginas once a month but yeah let’s cut men a break
thanks a heap, biology
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car